There once was a floor lamp called Regolit,
Which looked so very fun when I googled it.
|Ikea Regolit Floor Lamp|
But then I took it home,
And it had a GIANT dome,
And looked so crazy I couldn't handle it.
Then one rainy autumn day,
I invited other shades to play.
Some were big and mean,
Others were small and meek,
But one was nicely sized to stay.