Now this is dancing with the stars

I never watch "Dancing with the Stars."  If I wanted to watch D-list "celebrities" make asses of themselves, I'd just park near a rehab facility; it'd be funnier and less painful.

But when I heard that my favorite real dancers -- Danny Tidwell and Travis Wall -- were going to be performing, I broke my no DWTS rule.

Sort of.

Thanks to Hulu and Youtube, I got to watch Danny toss off a zillion pirouettes without having to see even a single second of Kate Gosselin "dancing."  (The clips of her "performances" that I've accidentally seen made me cry.  For gahd's sake, point your toes, woman!)

Not only did Travis choreograph the piece, dancing alongside him and Danny were Nick Lazzarini and Jaime Goodwin.  Oh, also on was an impeccable Tiler Peck (oh what I'd do to dance with the New York City Ballet . . . .).

I'd prattle on about how awesome they are, but I gotta go watch the video again now.  I suggest you do the same.