Albus
This is Albus, Jellyby's boytoy.
The two of them have a very complicated relationship, which consists of Albus trying to hump Jellyby and Jellyby ignoring or growling at him. (She's been taught well: no nookie without at least dinner and a movie.)
But while Jellyby spurns his advances, Albus is a very, very handsome boy.
Which is why I took these glamour shots for him to post to J.Date. Or Match.com. Whatever the internet dating site of choice is for dogs nowadays.
"Hey bitches, for a good time, just bark and I'll be there in two shakes of a tail."
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3 comments:
albus, gotta work on those courting skills! you've got the look, now you just need the moves.
WHO is this adorable creature, albus?? did you get another puppy??
@ lavenderpug: True dat. His moves are straight out of frat boy manual.
@ KK: I wish! It's our friends' dog.
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