Own a piece of Sterling Cooper

Forget the Don Draper doll.  What I want is Don Draper's credenza.

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And if I had the resources to outbid all the rabid fans of Mad Men on eBay, I can have it.  For charity, a number of items from the defunct offices of Sterling Cooper are on auction.

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Here are the items I have my eye on:

• A gold three-headed lamp from Lane's office
• The aforementioned credenza from Don's office
• Joan Holloway's green dress from the Christmas party episode (it's all fun and games until someone gets run over by a tractor)
• The sofa from Don's office (it's supported Don Draper's butt, amongst other things, for many a season)

My birthday is in May.  Please start bidding and send the goods over to my place when you win.

Remember, it's for charity.  And me.