You're porcelain in a paper cup world

Where is this whimsical party, where the teapots are lights?  And why have I not been invited?

Anthropologie

I'm so charmed by these teapot pendants at Anthro.  

Teapot Pendant

It's too bad they totally don't go with our decor. And that my husband would have me committed if I were to install them in our house.

Teapot Pendant, Tall

But if I were designing a little girl's room, I'd totally use them as the focal point of an Alice-in-Wonderland themed room.

Teapot Pendant, Wavy

Sigh.  Another addition to the fantasy house in my mind.