Dear Anthropologie,

Peach and Ivy got kicked off "Project Runway" because their designs were fug.  And yet you seemed to have hired them to collaborate on this:

Lunar Mum Crops

At least you appropriately titled them.  Because only someone who is cray-cray enough to want to look like a PTA mom would actually purchase these.

I'll be getting my own pair at Chico's.

Thanks.  That's all.